c:\quantum> run shitcoin.exe

$Shitcoin is a meme coin on Solana. Some of the trading fees buy real QRL, the quantum-proof coin, and it gets paid out to holders.

Hold $Shitcoin. Get paid in QRL. That's it.

CA: announced at launch on pump.fun. only trust the address posted here.

tl;dr

1. buy $Shitcoin

It's on pump.fun, paired with SOL.

2. fees buy QRL

Every trade has a small fee. Some of it buys real QRL.

3. holders get paid

The QRL gets sent to holders as wQRL. Hold more, get more.

how you get paid

  1. people trade $Shitcoin → a small fee in SOL comes off every trade
  2. fees buy QRL → some of those fees buy real QRL
  3. QRL goes through the bridge → it comes out as wQRL on Solana, 1 for 1
  4. holders get paid → the wQRL goes out to holders based on how much they hold

how much do I get?

Hold 1% of the coins, get 1% of each payout.

You need a minimum amount to get paid. Tiny wallets would cost more in fees than they'd get.

example payout
you hold5,000,000
held by everyone500,000,000
your cut1%
this payout200 wQRL

you receive2 wQRL

Just an example. Payouts depend on how much people trade, so they change, and some might be zero.

why QRL

A big enough quantum computer could crack Bitcoin, Solana and most other coins someday. Nobody knows when.

QRL was built to survive that. $Shitcoin is a joke. The QRL is real.

what's wQRL?

It's QRL on Solana. Every wQRL is backed by 1 real QRL sitting in the bridge, and you can check the reserves yourself anytime.

wQRL itself isn't quantum-proof, since it's on Solana. The QRL behind it is. Redeem if you want the real thing.

how to buy

  1. get Phantom

    Download it at phantom.com. Write your recovery phrase on paper and never type it into a website.

  2. add some SOL

    Buy SOL in Phantom or send some from an exchange. Keep a little extra for fees.

  3. find $Shitcoin on pump.fun

    Use the contract address on this page. There will be fakes, so double check it.

  4. buy and hold

    Connect Phantom, buy, and keep the coins in that wallet. That's where payouts go.

you got paid. now what?

option a

keep it

Leave it in Phantom. You can redeem it whenever.

option b

sell it

Swap it for SOL wherever wQRL trades.

option c

redeem for real QRL

Trade it in at the bridge and get real QRL in your own QRL wallet. How-to below.

redeem wQRL for real QRL

First time takes about 10 minutes. You need a QRL wallet, your wQRL in Phantom, and a little SOL for fees.

  1. make a QRL wallet

    Download the official QRL wallet at theqrl.org/downloads. Write the recovery words on paper. Anyone with those words can take your QRL.

  2. copy your QRL address

    It starts with a Q and it's long. Copy the whole thing.

  3. open the bridge

    Go to the wQRL bridge and click wQRL → QRL.

  4. connect Phantom and pick an amount

    It shows you the fee before you confirm.

  5. paste your QRL address twice

    That's to catch typos. If the address is wrong, the QRL is gone for good.

  6. approve it in Phantom

    The real QRL shows up in your QRL wallet, usually within a few minutes.

big amounts: really large redemptions wait a set amount of time before paying out. Same wait for everyone, and nobody can hold it up. Fees and limits are on the bridge's Rules tab.

risks

  • It's a meme coin. It can go to zero. Don't spend what you can't lose.
  • Payouts only come from trading fees. No trading, no payouts.
  • The bridge holds the QRL, so you're trusting whoever runs it. The reserves are public so you can keep an eye on it.
  • The bridge hasn't been audited yet.
  • wQRL isn't quantum-proof. The QRL behind it is.
  • Not affiliated with or endorsed by the QRL Foundation, pump.fun, or Solana.
  • Nothing here is financial advice.

faq

do I need to do anything to get paid?

Nope. Just hold.

why wQRL and not just QRL?

QRL has its own blockchain, so Phantom can't hold it. wQRL is the Solana version. Redeem it whenever you want the real thing.

do I have to redeem?

No. Keep it or sell it if you want.

what if I sell my $Shitcoin?

You keep the wQRL you already got. You just stop getting new payouts.

how do I know my wQRL is real?

Check the token address in Phantom against the one on the bridge's Rules tab.